Sunday, May 6, 2012

Hate it when people use the excuse..

... "BUT ITS JUST A GAME!!!!" Normal people might not get it, but to us gamers, that's like asking to be hung upside down from the ceiling over a vat of radioactive goop filled with flesh hungry cybernetic piranhas. Yeah well, let troll bro Dan teach ya how to shoot back (I'm that bored right now :/ )

First things first. Tell them... That games... ARE JUST LIKE SCHOOL!! OMG?! REALLY? Yeah really. For the sake of argument, pretend that the game is WoW (can be subbed for any game you wish.) Pointers can be used:

You're paying (for games Pay2Play) /paid for the game. Just like school.
Yeah, your WoW subscription of about (assume) $20/month. Holy crap! That's just like your monthly school fees!! So if you can freaking pay for something that's worth as much as your school fees (maybe 3 months assuming the game you bought cost about $60), GO FREAKING PLAY IT WELL LIKE HOW YOU'D STUDY WELL!!


You paid for it, why not play it? So like you paid for school, why not study? Would be a waste, no?


Games are easy to learn, but hard to master. LIKE SCHOOL! Ever see those smart, studious peepz get high marks? Well, they mastered the subject thus more points, and games are not THAT different. They mastered it so why not they excel at it?

If y'all complain you dunno this, you dunno that. Why the pros have this, why the pros have that. Then kid, Imma tell ya to get of the game, idiot. Like how you'd feel that sense of achievement when you get top in class, these "no-lifers" get the same feeling when they managed to obtain that Legendary-ranked item they longed for so much.

So the next time y'all gonna say "ITS JUST A GAME!!" Imma gonna say back to ya kid "SCHOOL IS JUST A BUILDING!!" WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED ABOUT GETTING HIGH MARKS THEN?!?! AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WANNA GET THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARDS?!?! Screw you freaking bunch of whipper-snappers!!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Hymnum amoris

I shall be your song.

I shall be your melody.

Singing these emotions

Hidden deep in my heart.


In between my dreams and my reality,

I will reach out to you.

I will be your key,

I will be your lullaby.

So that you may rest peacefully.


I'm listening to the truth of my heart.

Letting my mind wander freely.

Holding you in my arms.

I'm singing in this gentle timbre.


To keep our peaceful world,

I shall become this hymn.

My voice will reach the heavens.

My voice will fill this void.


I will continue singing

For as long as my heart beats.

For as long as I breathe.

For as long as you Sleep.


So rest, close your eyes and dream

In the warmth of my arms.

I will be your light

Protecting you from the growing dark.


The darkness that corrupts,

The darkness that devours.

I sing this prayer,

To cleanse you from it.

To protect you from it.


In our eternal garden,

Under the star lit sky,

I sing in this tune.

Hoping ,with each note,


That you dream of happiness.

Now sleep, rest your mind, let your emotions settle.

In the gentleness of my voice.

My love will become your shield.

This hymn will be your guide.

I shall continue singing it,

Forever more.