Wednesday, December 31, 2008

DarkviZ:So..Lets see...I connect this part to that thing...Hmm...Lemme try connecting that metal part to this hole...Maybe that's why its rattling...Oh hey kid...Why the gloomy face?

Dan:............

DarkviZ:What??You gone dumb or something?!?!

Dan:Oi....Watch what you're talking...Have any doomsday device to destroy school?

DarkviZ:Ohh hoohoo!!!That's a greeeeeeeeeat idea!!!!I'm building on right now!!Look!!Here it is!!Isn't it beautiful?!

Dan:All I see is something dumb...Oh yeah...What does it runs on?Batteries?

DarkviZ:Uhh..Yeah...OH HELL!!!!WHERE IS THE BATTERIES?!?!?!

Ray:Whoops.I think I took it.I needed some for my radio.Sorry Dark.

DarkviZ:OHH DAMN YOU RAY!!!!PAY ME BACK!!!

Crimson:Ehhh?How about you just buy new ones?

DarkviZ:I can only find the ones I need at gas stations!There just darn expensive!!AND THEY'RE FREAKING FAR AWAY!!!!!

Crimson:Hey Dan!How about you steal some for him?Haha.That would shut him up awhile.

Dan:I don't steal for free...Pay me cash then if you want me to steal stuffs...

DarkviZ:I rather buy them myself!!!!

Dan:Suit yourself......Besides,all your inventions sucks man...

Crimson:Yeah!Why do they only run on batteries eh?

DarkviZ:..................Oh shut up!You mortals can never understand how an Overlord thinks!!Hey!!You listening to me??

*Dan,Ray and Crimson already walked away*
Dan:Maybe if I crash a plane into school?

Crimson:Oh great idea!!Gonna be a nice fire!!

Ray:Where are you going to get a plane in the first place?

Dan:Yeah good point....

DarkviZ:I hate you all!!!!!!

Shadow:......Don't worry...We hate you too.....*Walks off*

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ray:Happy birthday Dan!Here's a present.A bunch of throwing daggers.

Dan:Sweet!!I broke my last 2 sets...I need new ones..Thanks man xD

Crimson:Wahaha!!!Congratz boy!! So you're 15 now huh?Sweet!!Come!!Lets go sky diving?

Dan:Woah??Sorry man..I'll pass...My body still aches from my last trip...

DarkviZ:Oh shuddup will ya!!!!I'm trying to sleep here!!!!*Stares at everyone*

Dan:Oh my god....The day you 'try' to do something,is the day....Oh wait....All you ever do is sleep...Ah well...My bad xD

DarkviZ:Oh shuddup you fool!!!Even though its your birthday,I WANT MY SLEEP!!!!

Shadow:.....Hey Dan....Here....*Gave Dan some rope* Your birthday present...*Stares at DarkviZ*

Dan:Hmm??Ohh....BOOYEAH!!!Ohhhhh you're soo dead Darkz....Mwahaha!!!!

DarkviZ:Ohhh god!!!!Noo!!!!Dun torture me!!!

Ray:What kind of Overlord screams to god?

Dan:Whoops!!Ray!!Could you get me more daggers next time?I broke the set you gave me already...Sorry!!! ><

Ray:Haha.Fine.What you do to them?

Crimson:Threw 'em at the lordling obviously!Haha!!Go on Dan!!Get him!!!!!
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